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Belly Button Watch 2013
I have a nice belly button. It looks kind of like most other people’s belly buttons, a little taut, but not too taut. An inny. Your standard issue belly button. And to be honest until recently I never...
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I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Fat
Not even days after posting Belly Button Watch 2013, someone asked me if I was pregnant. To which I had to answer, “No It’s Fatuary, I’m just heavier”. What is Fatuary you might ask? Well once upon a...
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I’ve Become a “Yo’ Mamma” Joke
Despite not being one of those glowy, happy women who loves being pregnant and has never felt better in their life, I’ve felt good about the experience thus far. Not me, not even a little. Photo Credit...
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Skulking in Basements With Beloved Beverage Mascots Cum Psychotic Killers
I’m twenty-eight weeks pregnant, and being RH negative, that means I needed an injection of someone else’s blood products. At my last pre-natal appointment, the doctor had warned Tex and me that we...
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Your Pregnancy Week By week
Week 1 Nothing has happened yet. However this still counts as week 1. It’s a little baffling, but treat it like the FREE space on a BINGO card- say thank you and don’t ask questions because it’s going...
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Cowboy Quotables Part Two- Tex on Body Hair, Ballets and Love
Since Tex and I moved in together and got married, there’s been a period of adjustment. For example, previously, I considered soup to be the most important meal of the day, so I ate it every day,...
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An Unwashed Pregnancy: Tex’s Perspective
I love my wife. She’s cute, fun, and travel-size. That said, life with her requires some…adaptations. This is how I found myself having to keep cookies under lock and key, preparing furry projectiles...
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This Post Is Late But Ten Months Ago So Was My Period and Those Two Events...
SPOILER ALERT: I had a baby. Or at least I think I had a baby, it’s hard to tell because I have essentially made a tiny carbon copy of Tex. In my sister’s words “If he hadn’t come out of your va-jay...
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Your Pregnancy Week By Week: The Second Trimester
Week 11 – Your partner thoughtfully greets you at the door after work with freshly made lamb stew saying “I made you dinner”, presenting a dish that you loved prior to being pregnant. You respond with...
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What It’s ACTUALLY Like To Have A Baby, Including All The Gory Details Your...
A couple of months ago, I transformed from this Two days before Mini Tex arrived. into this You can’t see it from this angle but I have in essence created a Mini Tex, the only way you’d know for...
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